The Weird Team and the Wham
Have you ever heard of a Wham bar?
It’s a chewy pink sweet most bizarre.
It fizzles when sprung
On the tip of your tongue
While your jaw is left hung quite ajar.
It seemed just a great piece of luck,
When ideas for the Wham quickly struck.
We would build a campaign
Where we’d rapidly gain
A Wham bar the size of a truck.
So Charlie built an eight-foot Wham,
It’s a sight to behold, a grand slam!
If you’re wondering why,
You’ll just have to drop by,
And ask Jess and Charlie their plan.