By Steve Favell

 

 

Phone Notes

 

A Good Story Deserves Embellishment: Phone Notes

 

It may take two to tango but you need at least three to limbo

 

Ws are liars, they’re actually double Vs

 

Best frown in town

 

Backpacks: the worst thing to happen to suits since rolled up sleeves

 

Eyes on the skies

 

Roasts should be moved to Saturdays. Sunday’s are for takeaways and eating shit. Just like Jesus would want it.

 

Commuter scooters act as target practice

 

Conversation magpie

 

You smoke so cool

 

Hypnotic.

 

Today I’ll be mainly dressing like a bruise

 

Crooked fingers

 

Why’s it always the fatties with a chip on their shoulder? Or their hand? Or lap? Or face?

 

Reckon I could have been a child genius but I was too busy being sick at pogs

 

Anticipate.

 

Let’s do something beautiful

 

My eyes are tired, everything else is fine

 

Ellen Degenerates

 

Grab the horn by the bulls

 

You sound like you think you’re God’s nephew

 

Blood and ink

 

We could have fun in a rowing boat to hell

 

You have to cross the line to know where it is

 

‘When you make everything perfect there’s no friction. The universe was created by friction and sex is about friction. There should always be friction.’

 

‘“Don’t walk on the grass” Why not? It’s fucking gorgeous. You don’t walk on the grass. I walk on the grass.’

 

‘If you’re gunna be different, you’re gunna get hit by rocks. So you need to learn to like rocks. And everyone else better practice their aim.’