SCA Fruit and Veg stand – By @laurenbodiam
By Lauren Bodiam
SCA Fruit and Veg stand
SCABS are hard. SCABS are harder than getting a book done in a week.I could sit for hours and wonder what topic to cover.So this week I let someone else decide the topic for me.So I present the SCA fruit and veg stand
Saphire – papaya. SASSY. SWEET. CONTROVERSIAL. BOLD
Dean – Celery. Tall, and just like Dean if you eat too much celery you can get poor energy levels, diminished wound healing, inability to focus. These are all symptoms Dean has.
Alfie – Broccoli. – Always dressed in a beautiful green coating.
Paxti – Guava. Guava has Luscious, dark green leaves that are elliptical or oval in shape. Leaves are oppositely arranged on the branches. They are
DJ – Raisin. People are critical of raisins. But at SCA raisins are critical of people. Everyone at SCA loves raisins.
Sophie – Pumpkin does not do decisions but very versatile. Im not sure what a pumpkin is and I don’t think it does either, they are in lattes, pasta, pies and cakes
Zoe – Strawberry. everyones favourite fruit. it never fails to disappoint
Antonio – Zucchini. Spaghetti with Zucchini
– 1 clove garlic – 1/2 cup (125 millilitres) olive oil – 5 small zucchini, sliced into very thin rounds – Salt and pepper – 11 ounces (320 grams) spaghetti – 3 ounces (80 grams) grated Provolone del Monaco (or Parmesan) – 1 knob of cold, unsalted butter – 1 handful basil leaves
Josie – Cherry. I feel she really plays to the aesthetic of a cherry,
Leli – sweet potato. Can make anything better.
Coco – Coconut its in her name.
Ruby – as cool as a… Cucumber.
Jem – Her and Joe are the most exotic pear.
Joe R – Mandarin. This man is literally a small citrus tree with fruit resembling other oranges, usually eaten plain or in fruit salads.
Joe F – Eggplant. Jewish and purple. The Hebrew word for aubergine is chatzeel.
Joe C – Basil. Makes his own beer and grows his own basil at home.
Aleks – Pineapple. A lovely big French smile under the prickly Serbian shell.
Alex T- Wasabi. Loves japan… And its anime porn…
Karolina – Dragon fruit, no explanation needed
Mary – Lotus root. An eccentric white vegetable is Mary. With each cavity in the veg resembling another one of her revolutionary anecdotes.
Jacob – de Fig. It’s his second time here. He seems to have it all Fig-ured out.
Lucy – Apricot good for your heart, strengthens your bones and good for the skin. Lucy does all three
Gem – Asparagus. Tall, classy and one of the more attractive vegetables.
Alex B – Beetroot Canadian in England.
Tom – Grapefruit. Can come across sour but is actually very sweet.
Tarun – couchpotato. always sleepy…
Phil- Romanesco broccoli nobody else could spell it.
Alysha – Avocado expensive taste and always on trend.
Marta – Capsicum looks fiery but very sweet like Marta the capsicum can accompany anything.
Forest – Radish small and odd can imagine a radish screaming naughty waughty in a bed of lettuce.
Dan – Pink lady apple. Dead pan. Simple. Delicious. nutritious . Sometimes Vicious.
Rachel – Blood orange.The not so sweet orange, a little bitter and a lot more powerful than its sister the orange.
Andy – Banana not sure why but it seems fitting.
Max – Peas. Peas require a sunny, nutrient-rich, moisture-retentive site. Max get’s his fair share of sun at the Southbank Skate Space. Him and his board become two peas in a pod.
Maddy – Sea weed can pull off Chinese takeaway or Michelin star.
Vic -Tomato. I couldn’t decide whether she was more fruit or veg so a tomato is very fitting.