By KRAK intake 2019/20

 

The Corona Virus has arrived. If you’re forced to self isolate for two weeks, how do you survive?

 

Alice: Lots of “self-love”.

 

Phillip: Watch a ton of movies. (porn)

 

Rolly: Craft my Chinese cooking skills. 

 

Alfie: PS4. 

 

Katie: Pig out. Have a Lord of the Rings marathon and snuggle up with…the dog.

 

Chloë: I shan’t be self-isolating. In chaos lies opportunity, so I will be going door-to-door flogging my commemorative Coronavirus necklaces. Tweet me @chlo_gray for special prices while stocks last.

 

Rachael: Sims 4 and Ted Talks

 

Holly: When my time comes I’m shipping myself off to a spa in Portugal for two weeks.I honestly couldn’t think of anywhere I’d rather self isolate.  Sun, deep tissue massages and a cocktail trolley need I say more? 

 

Munraj: Sleep through it all. 

 

Jay: Lots of aloe vera juice and tennis balls. Anything green. Lettuce. Broccoli. You name it.

 

Alex: Stream back-to-back porn (only in Green Def).

 

Marley: Books and cake. 

 

Scarlet: Learn Cinema 4D to keep my mind distracted.

 

Issy: Catch up on Facebook stalking.

 

Ellie: Will Dominos still be open? 

 

Dj: Numb myself with video games and rum.

 

Carly: I’ve got a whole season of the Bachelor to catch up on. 

 

Elle: Cleaning up Alex’s tissues. 

 

Pierre: I am going to meditate night and day until I become my greater self. 

 

Ivan: Finish my 20th rewatch of the original Charmed (remastered in glorious HD – fuck Green Def!)

 

Aaron: I would go round to all my enemies houses and wipe my hand on their car handles. Fuck them, they know what they did. 

 

Dean: I call Korinka. She knows what to do. 

 

Sam: I’ve been doing it for a week and I honestly don’t know what else there is it do.

 

David: I’m going to wrap myself in my blanket like a sushi and take a look at all of those Netflix notifications waiting for me.

 

Elisa: facetime/hangout with my boyfriend and family.

 

Eva: painting our entire class and working out for that killer body.