I Don’t Like Writing (by a “Copywriter”)
I’m really not enjoying this.
Typing each letter.
Words forming sentences; sentences paragraphs.
Trying to be clever amid all this tedious bullshit.
It’s so dull.
I’m really bored.
I’m supposed to enjoy this?
I think I’m technically a copywriter.
‘Art Director’ is such a cool title, but I can’t do that for shit.
‘Copywriter’ is so boring, but I think I have to be one.
I like making ads.
Coming up with ideas is really fun. I want my title to be Idea-er.
I mean I can give the AD a cheeky endline or headline, sure.
I usually come up with them while I’m on the toilet and then they’ll spend hours making the 5 words look beautiful.
Is that writing?
I guess that’s writing?
But I don’t want to write write.
And people don’t want to read read.
Writing and reading are both really boring.
I hate writing so much that having to write 500 words could potentially be considered torture.
So I’ll stop right here before I get lawyers involved.