STRAPLINE YOURSELVES SILLY – By SCA intake 2019/20
By SCA intake 2019/20
STRAPLINE YOURSELVES SILLY
Gigi: More substance than the MIC cast on a Friday night. Why are you always wearing a coat inside? WOMEN ARE NATURALLY COLDER THAN MEN!!!!!
Tommy: I’m thin, but I’m wiry. And she was definitely at least 14.
Alfie: Bitch. Skills, sk8ing and rim jobs.
Alice: My favorite dough is cookies
Katie: I have 3 bidets at home.
Ellie: Nils Leonard please give me a job.
Issy: What’s going on? Ahhah.
Bee: I make Hunee, honey.
Elisa: Pencil oder Ausgang.
Camila: Motion and emotion.
Ivan: I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. The water’s not fine.
Aaron: Aaron not Aaron
The North Face: Never stop exploring children.
Leanne: I was not made for this; this was made for me. I am a SINGLE.
Oliver: Caffeine and Nicotine with a splash of Sudafed. Do you even vape bro? No I mean with a gold vape. She’s my wife.
KFC: Finger Lickin’ Good
Sam: Jew(ish) 7-2
Holly: Why sell water to people who want water? I rate it ½ a star
Eva: Bitch, make me a cup of tea.
Elle: Herts over head.
I don’t like to overdo stuff.
Bastien: I’m French, I love techno, cheese and escargot (actually I do prefer frog Ivan)
Rolly: Kind but mean.
The Dean: Ozzie with a buzzie. 2 rooms left, get one now. *Spills coffee on brand new Nikes*
DJ: Round 2 is better than round 1.
Chloë: Cocky with the board.
Christopher: Paint n rum
Alex: Daddy Cool.
Sean: The Golden Girl.
Carly: Sail into my Bermuda triangle. THIS WINS
Lawrence: Do it tomorrow. Clothes with sharks are cool. Can she draw like Da Vinci? Can she write like Shakespeare? Honey.
Charles: *wearing green velvet hat* Surpass the answer. But what is the question?
David : Yes. I write pars and spit bars
Scarlet: An espresso martini, a Fiji water and a skyscraper view. WHO would you take on daddy’s yacht. Why is Elle suddenly my roommate?
Rachael: illiterate charm. The singing was in key!
Phillip: Ditto. You never quit being a model. ZOOLANDER FACE (It’s called Blue Steel honey).
Jay: Look Marc I done a drawing. Looool. LOL.
Luce : je ne sais quoi
Isik: When does term start? Hahahhahahahaa – LOOOOOOOL
Matt: *11:30am at the Ritzy* – I’ll just have two large glasses please. Who needs words when you have white wine? Oh shit, time to get off Grindr.
Marley: Like a good curry. A spicy slow burner.