The Badvent Calendar
In preparation for writing a shit-hot SMP for each day of the advent, I feel I need to get some bad ones out of the way.
If you’re after impressive SMP writing and good advertising in general, look elsewhere.
This will be a masterclass in stating the obvious, missing the point, and failing to use my imagination in any way whatsoever.
We will start with A.
A bank you might have in your town.
Smells like it tastes.
Not Apple but still computers.
Fly almost anywhere with an airport!
News in American.
Jumpers for guys that really have it together.
Paint & Decorating, Garden & Outdoor, Kitchens, Bathrooms & Plumbing, Flooring & Tiling, Lighting, Electrical & Heating, Furniture, Storage & Home, Building & Hardware, Tools.
Sembriamo uno stivale!
Often silver, sometimes not.
Take a picture of any object and then have that picture.
The Big Mac is just one of the many products served in McDonalds.
Making Nike products since 25th January 1964.
We know what time it is every time.
Hot when it’s fresh, cold when it’s not.
“In 1928, under the direction of Kenneth Parker, the Parker Pen Company set out to develop a new and improved fountain pen ink. Inferior inks had long been the main cause of clogged fountain pens, yet popular ink formulations had remained unchanged in decades. Research for the project was initially outsourced to Miner Laboratories of Chicago. In August 1930 one of the lead chemists, Galen Sayler, was hired directly and put to work in a small laboratory at company headquarters in Janesville, Wisconsin.” – Wikipedia
Damn, these cars are expensive, dude!
The most San Pellegrino-ey water you’ll ever encounter.
They’re small, they’re minty, they’re always TicTacs.
Octagons has twice as much corners as rings.
You don’t know what it does, but you know it smells gooooood.
Crisps that really satisfy that hunger for crisps.
Not really a brand…
Videos in boxes!
We can help you talk to them. We can help you like them. We won’t do that though. We’ll just help you talk to them.