Things to write a press ad for – By @EllieDag
Things to write a press ad for:
- Baby shower-caps for Twins Magazine: Shampoo in eyes is twice as bad when there are four of them. Ear plugs. Baby monitors. 3D printer (double everything).
- Miniature Donkey Talk Magazine: Pygmy goats. Diversify. Tasty tasty carrots. Donkey toothbrush. Hoof polish. Donkey brush.
- Portable Restroom Operator Magazine: Portable loo roll. Nose guard. Bleach.
- Cranes Today Magazine: Helmets. A crane experience. Drones to fly through the cranes. Sandwich box. Suncream.
- Private Islands Magazine: Helicopters. Yachts. Savannah Cats.
- Sheep!: Sheep dogs. Sheep shearers. Farmers dungarees. Really good hay.
- OMFG Magazine (Office Meeting Facilities Guide): CCTV systems, amazing vending machine, cheaper coffee, boiling water taps. Smart gardens.
- Modern Drunkard Magazine: Beer. Online Pubs. Aldi own brand gin. Steins. Hidden hip flasks.
- Serial Killer Magazine: Ted. Bundy’s Tapes.
- Fashion Doll Magazine: Dolls house. Doll clothes. Doll clothes making kit.
- Spudman: Potato Fertilisers. Knee caps. Weedkiller. Really nice trowels.
- Potato Review Magazine: Blankets for the potato beds.
- I love cats magazine: Cat food. Cat bowls. Cat beds. Bird food. Cat harnesses. Tuna Steak. Marmite. Cheese. Banisters. High cupboards. Small boxes. Cat cams.
- Emu Today & Tomorrow: Emu Food. Glasses for birds. Emu pedicure set.
- The Croquet Gazette Magazine: Vanish. Lots of vanish.
- Model Airplane News Magazine: Display cabinets. Glue. Model people.
- Lighthouse Digest Magazine: Paragliding holiday. Phone app that imitates the spinning light. Vintage lightouse parts. Old radios. Oil lamps.
- Girls and Corpses Magazine: Jail.
- Wild Tunnel International. Computational Aerodynamics: I think you have to understand someone to sell to them.
- Parking review: road paint. Tube map of car parks.
- Hoist. For factory. Crane professionals: Crane boosting engine? Engine oil. Crane servicing.
- Poultry World: Chicken Nightlights. Artificial Hay.
- Groundtastic: The only magazine for connoisseurs of UK football grounds. Football almanac. Grass fertiliser. Grass paint. Vintage footballs and tickets. Monopoly with football grounds.