Creatives for sale
By MOSH – The Intake of 2014/15
Creatives for sale (Our personal SMP’s)
Nathan: Gym before Gin
Annie: Extremely Enthusiastic (also Female and Exotic – ticks
all the boxes on your diversity forms)
Zoe: Shock the System
Ben: Nice guy, nicer work
Marco: Your Italian art director
James: no brain power wasted on growing hair
Edwina: Human truths, words, weird shit.
Ashley: Learnt to swim aged 6.
Søren: Energetic weirdo, the best way you can imagine.
Dounia: Sold Out
Adam: Sharpie handler.
Teddy: Laterally literal.
Frazer: Literally lateral.
Michael: Saint by name. Questionable in nature.
Rob: Refreshingly dry.
Ed: Good weeks and bad weeks
Charlie: reassuringly inexpensive
JT. Open happiness
Tom EB: Exceptionally brilluaant copywriter.
Jacqui: Light and dark tones for the edgy bunch
Fiona: The more you know, the less you know.
Marcella: An energy bomb
Pugh: Dark ‘n’ Stormy or Jurassic Spark
Georgia: Life’s short; cut the crap.
Joel: N.Z. or bust. #Whanau
Lucy: Keeping things short but sweet.
Eytan: Not just your typical Jewish Copywriter.
Alex M: for when you need to make light of the situation
Jezza: Make it groovy!
Nina: I ration loo roll efficiently and won’t waste a single sheet
Stephen: First in, last out.
Duke: Really good with female clients
Mads: Still hasn’t lost hope in humanity