Ben: By sitting on fifty freshly sharpened pencils with my bare buttock.

 

Sara: I’ve bought one of those quills Professor Umbridge had to carve future deadlines into my flesh.

 

Poppy: I’ll waterboard myself using a magnum of Prosecco and a flannel. Good prosecco will be wasted and Dry January will be technically broken. Torturous!

 

Meg: I shall channel my inner-flamingo and sleep whilst standing on one leg tonight. Should I fall, I will then force myself to watch the entire series of Twilight movies, back-to-back, without snacks, while tweeting along like a true fangirl.

 

Becky: Read the comments section on any Daily Mail article.

 

Gnome: Put my head under the duvet and fart until I can no longer breathe.

 

Petra: Volunteer to break the ice on the horses’ water bucket with my fist in -25 degrees. And then watching 10 hours of Nyan cat.

 

Twyla: Shave too close to my butthole.

 

Josh: listen to Marc’s Spotify playlist

 

Jem: I’ll watch all of our folk music songs on repeat for 24 hours.

 

Nick: Expose myself indecently to the next person to post.

 

Phil: Talk to Nick about football while he is ‘indecently’ exposed.

 

Susie: Stand under the shower, mouth open, swallowing water until I pop.

  

Zoe: Watch Emmerdale.

 

Martin: Draw a postcard and send it to postsecret.com. You can guess afterwards which is mine.

 

Holly: I will pluck all of my eyelashes out and stick them on my top lip with cellotape.

 

Christian: Filling my entire House with LEGO and only be allowed to walk barefoot.

 

Helena S: Watch the High School Musical movies until I can perform every dance-off by heart.

 

Helena: By going to a public toilet

 

Henry: Watch the carousel

 

Philly: make the crazy frog song my alarm clock.

 

Pietro: The usual, please! Longer group SCAB.

 

Rachel: Write an extra SCAB.

 

Steve: Chili dick challenge (this isn’t a thing).

 

Joe: Expose my internet history.

 

Dan: Watch a TED talk.

 

Rita: Eat British food.

 

Melina: By joining a group therapy session.

 

James: I’m so angry at myself that I missed it. I won’t watch the new black mirror series, ever.

Adeline: I missed this one and am writing it hoping it will get in there on time. So, will let you know next time.