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Know your products – By @maxatyler

By Max Tyler

 

Know your products

Products aren’t people but you should treat them the same. 

Ask it where it’s from,

Ask it why it’s been made,

Ask it if it has any deep dark secrets, 

Ask it if it is really telling the truth,

Ask it what’s its favourite country is,

Ask it what it sounds like,

Ask it if it has any brothers or sisters,

Ask it when it was born, 

Ask it if it likes you, 

Ask it if it makes it happy, 

Ask it what makes it sad,

Ask it if it ever gets ignored,

Ask it if it needs some help,

Ask it if it has a certain way of speaking,

Ask it if it is getting bored,

Ask it if it helps the world,

Ask it if it keeps things going,

Ask it if it has a story,

Ask it if it’s had some troubles,

Ask it if people still love it,

Ask it where it was first released,

Ask it on what day,

Ask it how much it costs,

Ask it if you can find it any cheaper,

Ask it if it has any other uses,

Ask it if it can be used again,

Ask it what’s the reason behind it’s creation,

Ask it what problem it’s solving, 

Ask it what makes it worth any money,

Ask it how much money it makes, 

Ask it who buys it,

Ask it how much money they have,

Ask it what its name means,

Ask it if it was ever called anything else,

Ask it how many ways it can be used,

Ask it if you have to be a certain age to use it,

Ask it if it’s taken anyone out, 

Ask it if it’s helped anyone find love,

Ask it if it’s had any bad press,

Ask it if it’s had any legal issues,

Ask it what it’s favourite colour is,

Ask it who it’s creator is,

Ask it if it is easy to be made,

Ask it if it is bad for the world,

Ask it if it feels bad when it’s brought,

Ask it if it has a personality,

Ask it if it has a certain group of friends,

Ask it if it is lost,

Ask it if it is self conscious, 

Ask it if it’s needed.

There’s 50 ways you can get to know a product.

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