My Little Brother Wrote My SCAB – By @gabygrant_

My Little Brother Wrote My SCAB

Hi, so this is Gaby’s little brother (Alex) and I have been bribed 10 quid for the primary purpose of writing 500 words on a sheet of paper and well… here you have it.


What’s good is my sister can’t get in trouble for writing a shit SCAB because her innocent little brother is writing it, meaning I can say whatever I like and can’t get kicked of the course because… well… I’m not doing the course. 

This is gonna be easier than thought. Wow that’s already ninety-seven words already! 

If I can write whatever I like, I could just fill the pages with nonsense, copy & paste a caption or even just talk about my mundane day and you Mark would have to listen. Oh, I’ve got it! How would you like to know about everything that happened in my Minecraft world today? Wait what’s that?

You wouldn’t like to know about everything that’s happened in my Minecraft world today? Well too bad because it’s all I could think off!

Today I woke up excited, knowing that my friend said we could play Minecraft in the morning. So, I had some shreddies. Which by that way, is a cereal I have been having for breakfast for the past 10 years. Brushed my teeth. And finally (at 8 in the morning) awaited my friend in my epic Minecraft world! 

Some minutes had passed, and he hadn’t joined. So, I politely texted him, “why the hell haven’t you joined; I don’t want chop trees with my bare hands, carry over 100 metric tons of gold, compress diamond with my bare hands, slay dragons, brew potions that allow me to swim in lava and overcome all diseases with a glass of milk all by myself!” 

No response

I was already very upset but to top it all off, a creeper came out of nowhere and BLEW UP my virtual dog (Mr Juan Lopez).

After calling him 4 times, I waited for six hours and still no response.

By now I got pretty pissed off, so I decided to go into his virtual house, opened his virtual chest, take all his virtual diamonds and throw them into lava. That’ll teach him a lesson. But just as I had finished throwing the rest of his stuff into lava, he joined the game just so that he could inform me that he couldn’t play Minecraft with me today! It took him SIX bloody hours for him tell me that! Besides it was he who wanted to play in the first place.

Anyway, I can’t be bothered to write another fifty-five words of this SCAB so I’m going to copy & paste in the first paragraph of the first amendment because that’s what came into my head first.

The First Amendment guarantees freedoms concerning religion, expression, assembly, and the right to petition.  It forbids Congress from both promoting one religion over others and also restricting an individual’s religious practices.  It guarantees freedom of expression by prohibiting Congress from restricting the press or the rights of individuals to speak freely.  It also guarantees the right of citizens to assemble peaceably and to petition their government.

Right, well that should be enough words, hope you have enjoyed reading this Markcheal, you probably haven’t but that’s fine because as far as I’m concerned, I’ve written something close to Shakespeare 

P.S. Please don’t tell my friend about what I’ve done with his diamonds, I think it would be best if I tell him that his virtual dog has eaten them. Till next time, oh and here is a photo of my dog to make you laugh because he is the cutest little fatty in the world! 627 words! Boom shakalaka! 

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