My worst scab ever
Well reader, it’s time. Can you feel the fear?
Cos D&AD is finally here.
Been doing ads for Gen Zs the last two weeks
Apparently we no longer say ‘on fleek’
Yeah everything’s changed since I was at school
Think that’s why Jodie says I’m uncool
Honestly? It’s probably a good call
But she’d have more impact if she was tall
COOL RAP BURN WOW
Anyway I’ve got 500 words
Shazza out here making me feel like a nerd
Here’s some other thoughts pulled from my brain
And sorry to you, reader, I might sound insane
Isn’t it gross that we call it a scab?
Feel like there’s another term we could nab
Although if it comes from the Marc I know
It probs wouldn’t work for a family show
We need our blogs, we’re communication arts
But wouldn’t it be better to block out these parts?
Take it from me, honestly,
Left my sanity in the SMP
Has anyone done a scab with AI yet
That would’ve been a smarter bet
Shoulda done it myself but I’m half asleep
How many legs would it have, a campaign for sheep?
Anyway back to this compelling post
Is anyone following or are you all lost?
OOOH EYE RHYME COOL VICTORIAN RAP WOW
Saw a Scab that said we’d become miserable worms
But so far our idea is mostly firm
Wouldn’t be that if it wasn’t for Pete
Takes your ideas from okay to elite
Thanks Pete you’re tall and I like your hat
Need five more though, get started on that
Classic six hat joke there if you didn’t get it
Alright, I know, this joke’s so dead it’s fetid
Okay hang in there folks 200 words to go
Rhyme scheme’s somebody that I used to know
Obviously I could’ve been a famous rapper
But what I really wanna be is an all-time napper
Could’ve had it all but at the end of the day
Real fame is a Scab at the SCA
OOOH HUMAN INSIGHT AND OR TRUTH VERY COOL
If you’d like to experience a breakdown in text
Keep going with this Scab, cos that’s what’s next.
This is my worst Scab ever, of all time
You’d think it’d slap since the concept was rhyme
Okay maybe just me, that ‘you’ was loose
Me, myself, and Dr Seuss
Don’t know about blogging it’s a cry for help
An internal monologue. What is kelp?
True human insight: attention span
Oh no, there’s worms inside this can.
Kelp’s like seaweed but it rhymes way better.
Did you catch that, reader? That was meta.
The proposition is just a big thought
Doesn’t have to be long, doesn’t have to be short
Kinda like a Scab only these are weirdly long
Don’t really get that, idea’s not very strong.
Who sets Scabs for New Blood, right in the midst?
If it’s you, Shazdawg, I’ll get you for this
Apparently New Blood affects you quite a bit
Like now I think in rhyme – but you wouldn’t notice it.