There one was a lad from Toronto,

who said “Working is hard, I don’t want to.”

But he got up one day,

applied to SCA.

Now he’s stacking up briefs row upon row.

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A man-child hailing from Ontario,

whose ambition and drive were very low,

is now sat writing ad.

Sees Marc as his dad.

A bit oedipal scenario.

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A lazy, Canadian stoner,

who with hard work he was quite a moaner,

moved to England,

with a pen in his hand.

Now for ads he has a huge-

@CharHaar