There one was a lad from Toronto,
who said “Working is hard, I don’t want to.”
But he got up one day,
applied to SCA.
Now he’s stacking up briefs row upon row.
A man-child hailing from Ontario,
whose ambition and drive were very low,
is now sat writing ad.
Sees Marc as his dad.
A bit oedipal scenario.
A lazy, Canadian stoner,
who with hard work he was quite a moaner,
moved to England,
with a pen in his hand.
Now for ads he has a huge-