By Teddy Souter

 

See man having a PB whip

Blacked out biro, leaning back

See man having a PB whip

Look like a baller, briefs and that

 

I don’t have an SMP

Marcs glaring at me so I say B.R.B

Run upstairs and gather our papers to try and see

Whether me and frazer have an idea for D&AD

 

Come back down and marcs wearing a frown

My peers are looking at me like who is this clown

Frazers pants have gone a caramel brown

my face is white like a bridal gown

 

As I begin to explain whats the big idea

I can hear my voice tremble in fear

stomach rumbles shoulda gone to the pizzeria

Marcs looking angry like Kim from Korea,

 

But once I drop my sweet tagline

Marc’s looking like he’s on cloud nine

pop goes the bottle as he breaks out the wine

he says “Pete Cain its time to resign”

you must see this young prodigy of mine

 

He goes by the name of Teddy Souter

with a brain as powerful as a super computer

he’s going to have to turn down many a recruiter

and its an honour for me to call myself his tutor.

 

See man having a PB whip

Blacked out biro, leaning back

See man having a PB whip

Looks like a baller, briefs and that.