
See Man Having a PB Whip, by @teddysouter
By Teddy Souter
See man having a PB whip
Blacked out biro, leaning back
See man having a PB whip
Look like a baller, briefs and that
I don’t have an SMP
Marcs glaring at me so I say B.R.B
Run upstairs and gather our papers to try and see
Whether me and frazer have an idea for D&AD
Come back down and marcs wearing a frown
My peers are looking at me like who is this clown
Frazers pants have gone a caramel brown
my face is white like a bridal gown
As I begin to explain whats the big idea
I can hear my voice tremble in fear
stomach rumbles shoulda gone to the pizzeria
Marcs looking angry like Kim from Korea,
But once I drop my sweet tagline
Marc’s looking like he’s on cloud nine
pop goes the bottle as he breaks out the wine
he says “Pete Cain its time to resign”
you must see this young prodigy of mine
He goes by the name of Teddy Souter
with a brain as powerful as a super computer
he’s going to have to turn down many a recruiter
and its an honour for me to call myself his tutor.
See man having a PB whip
Blacked out biro, leaning back
See man having a PB whip
Looks like a baller, briefs and that.