By @EdwinaKhayat

My body’s tired
Brain fried since five
Went to bed at eleven
It’s two twenty-nine

Brainstorming session
Without my permission 
Should I write these things down 
Will they slip off my mind?

Brain, why do you hate me so? 
You had your chance to shine
Ten hours ago
Instead you stayed silent
Uncomfortably so
But there’s no stopping you now
You f***ing a***hole

Had I bought you online 
You’d get one star out of 5:
‘This product is flawed
Basic fault in design 
There is no off button
I want a refund’