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THIS SCAB IS NOT INTENDED FOR THE EYES OF FLO – By @conorhamill4

THIS SCAB IS NOT INTENDED FOR THE EYES OF FLO

I managed to task myself with the challenge of giving Flo a new name everyday by making Flo based puns linked to famous people. I set the bar quite high with my initial Floseph Conrad and managed to use Flo Rida and Florence Nightingale within the first three days of my crusade. However, it left me stressed all weekend as a I scrambled to find any name with a crumb of possible Flo-nipulation. I don’t know how or why I found myself in this scenario but I have to fully commit now as Flo seems to remember the promise I made when I was in a particularly good mood. This has been compounded as Flo always remembers to ask me every morning what her title will be today. I have a list which I created on my notes which contains my back up answers which should get me to Thursday and they are as follows:

Flohammed Ali

Florence and the Machine

Floprah Winfrey 

I know, not absolute genius but enough to keep me alive. The more pressure I put on myself to come up with the names the less celebrities I seem to be able to remember. To anyone reading this, my slack is always open and I read it occasionally so any suggestions would be much appreciated. However, they will inevitably deteriorate in quality and dry up at some point this term if not within the next month. All I can hope for is that Flo forgets about it before I run out of ideas and I can take a small victory in my meaningless endeavour. This added brief has weaved itself into the ever-growing pile of idea demands set by Marc or other mentors and seems like quite an unnecessary stress considering the onslaught of work that has descended on us this week. Despite this, this self-assigned brief carries real value as it represents a kind of verbal scamping process -FRANK FLOCEAN – sorry that was another one I have to write them as they come to me. 

Anyway, the verbal scamping process I believe will help as an underlying creative process which will hopefully aid in the other tasks I have this week. Thank you for reading what could be mistaken as an entry in a the diary of a character from one flew over the cuckoo’s nest and as aforementioned any suggestions will be welcomed with open Flo’s. 

@conorhamill4

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