What will my memoir / biopic be called?

We’ve been thinking a lot about a persona brand recently, and reflecting on what ‘brand’ means. So we’ve summed ourselves up in a pithy title. This is how we hope to be remembered. Forevermore.

 

Sasha: Teenage Drama Queen

 

Marc: Opportunity is Nowhere: Why My Porn Career Went Limp

 

Vikki: Words and Wanderlust: Sky’s the Limit

 

Arthur: Les Années de Passion

 

Ann: Ann-archy in the U.K.

 

Jacob: This Might Sound Like A Stupid Question But X

 

Beth: Hey, Did I Tell You I’m In a Band?

 

Max WC: When the Chips Are Down

 

Sophie: Reaching New Heights: A Tall Story

 

Krista: Trolling in the Deep

 

Ian: Living Life Off the Grid

 

Bumni: Touring as a Rock Guitarist: The Career I Never Knew Needed Me

 

Caroline: The Devil’s In The Detail

 

Dusty: Memoirs of a Cheeky Scamp

 

Mona: One Small Step for @monaonthemoon

 

Alex T: Show Me The Showreel

 

Rollo: The Nine Mysticals…Coming Soon

 

Rob M: Bollyoaks: My Life After Hollyoaks

 

Robyn: It’s a no from me

 

Henry Foenannder: The Copywriter Who Couldn’t Spell His Name

 

Orla: Was It Fecking Worth It?

 

James: Black is the new Black: Tales of a Dark Horse

 

Anam: Around the World in 80 Sparkles

 

Augustine: How Many Pots Do You Have To Make Before You Can Call Yourself A Potter?: A Socratic Dialogue in Three Tomes

 

Dee: Write-On: The Life And Love of a Left-Leaning Lyricist

 

John: Lend Me Your Earrings: My Cross To Bear

 

Miranda: Coughing Up Furballs and Taming My Mane: Horrible Hair-stories

 

Daze: Kitchen Duty: That Sinking Feeling

 

Andy: Don’t Fuck it Up

 

Lee: HitmonLee: from Pokéboy to Pokéman

 

Fenton: The Life of a Real Tree

 

Honor: The Inside Scoop: XOXO GOSSIP HONOR

 

Venetia: Spreading My Wings: Secrets of a Social Butterfly

 

Gnome: Salad Days of a Miniature Garden Figure

 

Pjotr: Checkmate

 

Pete: Sit Down: Why Comedy Isn’t For Me

 

Flav: How I Fled The US: An Immigrant’s Journey

 

Adeline: I Didn’t Write A Book Because My Tattoos Tell My Story

 

Tomoko: The Invisible Woman Returns

 

Robin: Can I Get Back To You In Five Minutes? Time-Saving Tips From Robin

 

Ashley: The Single Life

 

Jesse: Mr Sand(wich)man: A Life In Lunches

 

Sam:  Your Use of Negative Space Puts Me In A Negative Place

 

Kenny: Goes Well With Salt

 

Tomo: Squeaky T

 

Alex: Speak Up: The Art of Avoiding Small Talk

 

Kyle: The Prophet Has Spoken

 

Ludo: If Bears Could Speak

 

Mark: The Cambridge Comma; A Dyslexic Mans’ Grammar Journey

 

Malou: Strawberry Salad

 

Christine: The Limited Edition Scandi Who Successfully Ate Soup With A Fork

 

Max: Chinese or Jewish? The Perennial Question

 

Mary: The Story of a Disabled Diabetic

 

Lauren: Looks Like A Vegan. Isn’t.