By MOSH – The Intake of 2014/15

 

 

Nathan:

@WinstonChurchill V

 

Dounia:

Shakespeare: To tweet or not to tweet

 

Anna:

Freddie Mercury: “There is a cure for AIDS now? Oh great… #missedit”

Churchill: ” atta my boy @LordTrebit”

Laurence of Arabia: “@ISIS wtf #ididntdothis”

 

Nick:

Steve Jobs: “iTweet”

 

Mojo:

Original Terminator from Terminator 1(because he actually died):

‘I’ll be back’

 

Sam:

man this # crosstowntraffic  sucks (j Hendrix)

 

Zoe:

Martin Luther King: ‘I had a dream and you ruined it @BarackObama’

 

Ben:

Johann Sebastian Bach: “My new stomper – A, E♭, C, B♮, B♭, D, E♮, G, A, E♭, C, B♮, B♭, F,E♮, G, A, E♭, C, B♮, B♭, F, E♮, G”

 

Marco:

Gianni Versace “tinder has the worst selection of eyebrows I have ever seen. ”

 

Edwina:

#shutupEdwina – Edward Souter The First

 

I have a tweet -Martin Luther King

 

Charlie:

Now then, now then, now then what is all this commotion?

 

J.T.:

140 Characters ? Easy. (Robin Williams)

 

Ashley:

#YOLO

 

Soren:

Jesus: “oh my God”

 

Adam:

Jesus – YOLO? lolz.

 

Teddy:

Bill Shankly: Every footballer on here is a fucking lemon.

 

Michael:

I swear I didn’t touch any kids – Jimmy Savile

 

Rob:

“The Milkybar’s are on me!” – The Milkybar kid

 

Ed:

Hello, world. – God

 

Vene, Vidi, Tweetie – Julius Caesar

 

Tom EB:

Frankenstien – IT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

 

Clarissa:

Marylin Monroe – *Posts Instagram selfie* caption – ‘Bitch don’t kill my vibe’ with princess emoji.

 

Jacquie:

“A voice for the people and a cacophony of vapidness and repetition. Here I am on this necessary evil” – Ginsberg

 

Fiona:

Jesus: “Come, follow me, and I will show you how to fish for people!”

 

Tom M:

@Bill_Hicks: Don’t follow me too closely, you might get lost.

 

Pugh:

Robin Williams, “Damn it’s hot down here.”

 

Georgina:

Bob Dylan, “Give the anarchist a cigarette”.

 

Lucy:

@Jesuschrist: You have 0 followers

 

Eytan:

Moses: Let my people go #Bondage

 

Alex M:

Andy Warhol: in the future everyone will be famous for 15 retweets #famous

 

Jezza:

Syd Barrett: “I’m sorry, I can’t tweet very coherently.”

 

Nina:

Elvis – ‘Just been born  #allshookup’

 

Lawrence:

Again – Don’t really do advertising. Who do I think is a Legend? Orson Welles. Yes. He’d probably just accidentally post a dick pic on his main stream.

 

Stephen:

“Ed Sheeran. Headlining Wembley? The world is higher than I” – Kurt Cobain.