By Teddy Souter

3 step guide to making the best portfolio the world has ever seen

Step 1.

Buy the Gary Larson Far Side collection.

Step 2.

Turn every cartoon into an advert for a product.

Step 3. 

Buy a nice big cabinet for all the awards you’ve won.

(PS: Please don’t actually do this, this scab is intended as a tribute to the worlds greatest cartoonist, and does not genuinely encourage plagiarism. Also you will get caught.)