Adland Christmas Cracker Jokes

As the festive season looms large,  I thought I’d treat you all to some ad-related gags. Enjoy.

Why is Dave Trott so famous?

Cos he always makes the headlines.

What kind of advert can never find its keys?

 An Out of Home!

What do you do if your junior creative makes an inappropriate digital ad? 

Banner!

Did you hear about the identical twin who became a creative? 

He was amazing at body copy.

How many good planners does it take to change a lightbulb? 

Both of them.

What’s a strategist’s favourite pudding? 

Planna Cotta!

What’s a creative’s favourite film? 

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri!

What do you get if you cross a Doe and a Bee?

Adobe!

Why was the copywriter so bad at maths?

Because she could only ad.

Which Creative Director always left his coat on the radiator?

Bill Burnback!

Why couldn’t the creative get laid?

No one would accept his propositions. 

Why can’t Rosie Arnold draw the sun?

Because she’s too good to win a Yellow Pencil

Which award is the most useful in an apocalypse?

Canned Lion!