Badvent calendar 2
By Oscar Frost
It’s D&AD season and everyone is going mad for propositions. Students at SCA are coming up with really good ideas which you’ll be able to see in a few weeks.
Until then, you’re stuck with more terrible SMPs from the author of the original Badvent Calendar.
To make things more interesting, this time I’m starting every SMP with the same first letter as the company it’s about.
There’s absolutely no practical reason for doing this.
A – Adidas
Absolutely shoes you could put your feet into.
B – Boeing
Bird? Plane? Yes, it is a plane, and that plane is a Boeing 737. The most popular commercial aircraft type in 2022.
C – Coca-cola
Coca-cola always tastes the same, why not taste it again?
D – Disney
Don’t you want to watch a TV show or movie created by Disney?!
E – Ebay
Exchange, buy, sell. Actually, don’t exchange. That’s not one of the options available on Ebay.
F – Facebook
Friends? Or people you were friends with 15 years ago?
G – Google
Google it.
H – Honda
Hear it before you see it, unless it’s electric, then you might see it before you hear it. Honda.
I – In-N-Out Burger
In you come, burger you eat, out you go.
J – JD.com
Just shoes? No! JD don’t just sell shoes, they sell a range of other sportswear products. Come see them all at a JD shop in your local or surrounding area.
K – Kelloggs
Kan you Kellogg? Yes you Kan!
L – Lego
Lesgo play with Lego!
M – Microsoft
Making things more computery since 1975.
N – New Balance
New shoes, new shorts, new t-shirts, new hats, new socks, new sweatbands, new sandals, new jackets, new trousers. New Balance. Get something new you cheapskate.
O – Orange
Orange you glad the future is here?
P – Pfizer
Pfind your pfavourites.
Q – Qantas airways
Quick holiday anyone?
R – Ralph Lauren
Redesign your wardrobe with Ralph Lauren… (I don’t even know at this point)
S – Shell
We shell petrol, we shell adventure.
T – Twitter
Twitter twatter pitter patter go on twitter twit a matter.
U – Under Armour
Under your main shirt wear another thin shirt.
V – Volvo
Vans? You’re in the wrong place mate.
W – Walmart
Walls? You’re in the wrong mart mate.
X – ?
???
Y – Yahoo!
Yoohoo! We’re still here!
Z – Zara
Zip it up, zip it down, zip it round. Some of our clothing has zips.
Thanks!
Oscar
