By MOSH – The Intake of 2014/15

 

 

Frazer:

Swimming pool lilo that looks like a giant discarded plaster.

 

J.T:

Why don’t I brush my teeth?

 

Ashley:

Check my balls.

 

Soren:

“Stay a little bit longer” normally i don’t get ideas in the shower because i sing.

I get the idea’s when i lie in bed in complete silence. Before a meditation session.

Before falling asleep at night.

 

Adam:

Stealing housemate’s shower cream

 

Mads:

Waterproof notebook

 

Teddy:

Having a wee.

 

Michael:

To get out the shower

 

Rob:

Unpublishable.

 

Marcella:

A waterproof recorder for ideas that you come up in the shower

 

Tom E.B

In the shower I sometimes look at my reflection in the tiny bit of metal on the shower

head and think, damnnn im getting fat, but thats another story. My most recent idea

was to make a hair wash called Champooo, made with real champagne. In a classy

bottle. Only for ballers.

 

Clarissa:

Shower curtains that you can write on with water proof pens for when you have ideas

 

in the shower.

Jaquie:

I can’t remember any so clearly they weren’t that great.

 

Fiona:

Some creative solutions to get my flatmates to buy some toilet paper.

 

Tom M:

I’ve forgotten every single one of them during the process of getting dried.

 

Pugh:

“I could fit more people in here.”

 

Georgina:

Waterproof hair. I didn’t make it up in the shower but it’s genius. I hate having wet

hair.

 

Lucy:

To scrub my body.

 

Eytan:

Have a wank.

 

Alex M:

Wakie Wankie: an alternative version of Wakie (an app where a random on the other

side of the world calls you when you need to wake up). Wakie wankie is the same, but

for people who would prefer some phone sex to wake them up.

 

Jezza:

Take off my clothes.

 

Nina:

One this morning, to create greeting cards using awkward stock photos.

 

Lawrence:

Adding MSG to margaritas.

 

Stephen:

To never press the snooze button.

 

Joel:

A dyson airblade style body dryer. Hop out of the shower, spin around and Bob is your

uncle.

 

Charlie:

Not to have ideas in showers

 

Edwina:

The ‘Mother without the smother’ line for Just Eat. Also the main idea behind my

dissertation, but I won’t go into it now

 

James:

Probably that time I realised that by putting it behind the shower gels rather than in

front, I could keep the water out of my beer.

 

Marco:

to have pancakes for breakfast.

 

Zoe:

I couldn’t really tell you.

 

Mojo:

Bringing my bath time friends to life.

 

Sam:

put a toilet in the shower