By Nadia Hammoud

 

Reviews in Haikus

 

La Grande Illusion

This Frenchy war film

Has brilliant one-liners

It’s Great Escape-esque

 

To Catch A Thief

A witty delight

I now want to thieve diamonds

In a ‘50s gown

 

Bone Tomahawk

Shockingly gruesome

Unexpectedly charming

Beautifully filmed

 

Meru

Three insane climbers

Are horribly unlucky

There’s so much suspense

 

They take crazy risks!

There’s a life lesson in this

I think… Stay at home?

 

Star Wars

Great lead characters

Why is Chewie in this film?

I’d like more Poe please…

 

Wanted; BB8

I’d make him store my secrets

And speak my language…

One Punch Man

This awesome hero

Has existential crises

Quite regularly

It’s hilarious

Just one punch knocks out villains

Which he finds boring