Sell Them Crap, by @NicholasKugge
By Nicholas Kugge
Selling is an entertaining challenge but it seems most creatives run out of steam when they reach their
40s. Recently, a couple of people from the creative industry came over to our studio and all of them
shared the same feeling. A need to use their creative mind for something else than advertising,
something with a bigger purpose. I also feel this need to bring value to people’s life and fear that
advertising will not be creative enough. Couldn’t we use our creative potential to do good, while making
money at the same time? Unfortunately, it seems few clients share this perspective. Hence, it’s the role
of the creative people, the agency, to demonstrate the mutual benefits of such a strategy. But maybe
before turning into a Buddhist monk or breastfeeding pandas I shall sell one of the following.
Thou shalt sell a condom to the pope
Thou shalt sell oil to the Emirates
Thou shalt sell a hat to the queen
Thou shalt sell butt implants to Kim Kardashian
Thou shalt sell proper pants to Marc
Thou shalt sell earmuffs to Prince Charles
Thou shalt sell dignity to my landlord
Thou shalt sell a friend to mark Zuckerberg
Thou shalt sell online dating to Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Thou shalt sell running shoes to Oscar Pistorius
I assume there’s only you Marc reading this post, but if I’m wrong, well welcome, bienvenue,
willkommen and feel free to add any to the list.