By HUSH – The SCA Intake of 2018/19

 

It’s all Single Minded Propositions right now. What’s the SMP for your life? There are various takes on what makes a great SMP, but we figured we’d leave it open as a free-for-all.

 

Ruby: Desperately avoiding maturity.

 

Charles: Muji meets Mad Magazine

 

Dan: experience the privilege

 

Jemma: No one suspects the cripple.

 

Joe R: Next up in the great lineage of Kony, Fritsel and Stalin.

 

Joe C: The only part of the skeleton that you can see.

 

Alex T: tiny dick, no abs, still unsure what an SMP is.

 

Andy: Ever the eternal octopus.

 

Zoe: application not responding.

 

Karolina: I want it more.

 

Holly: Repression is the 5th R

 

Vic: can keep up to 4 plants alive.

 

Sophie: Why does everybody hate me?

 

Lucy: The loosest of liabilities.

 

Tom: god save the Queen/ up the ra.

 

Alysha: THERE IS NO PROPOSITION.

 

Fraser: It IS cold up here.

 

Tom: flow with the go. My girlfriend says hers is always knowing where the nearest public toilet is.

/rob macs are my go to at mcds

Lauren: Computer says no.

 

Gémina: Can frogs drown?

 

Forrest: Not Forrest Gump

 

Tarun: Not for sale

 

Saphire: Word vomit.

 

Josie: Will eat anything you put in front of it

 

Leonore: Seeking improvement and sleep.

 

Jemma: Yaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!!

 

Max : Live more to live less so you can live even more in the future

 

Rachel: depressingly funny?

 

Mary: Woman child

 

Dean: Think super different