The Corona Virus has arrived. If you’re forced to self isolate for two weeks, how do you survive? – By @KRAK intake
By KRAK intake 2019/20
The Corona Virus has arrived. If you’re forced to self isolate for two weeks, how do you survive?
Alice: Lots of “self-love”.
Phillip: Watch a ton of movies. (porn)
Rolly: Craft my Chinese cooking skills.
Katie: Pig out. Have a Lord of the Rings marathon and snuggle up with…the dog.
Chloë: I shan’t be self-isolating. In chaos lies opportunity, so I will be going door-to-door flogging my commemorative Coronavirus necklaces. Tweet me @chlo_gray for special prices while stocks last.
Rachael: Sims 4 and Ted Talks
Holly: When my time comes I’m shipping myself off to a spa in Portugal for two weeks.I honestly couldn’t think of anywhere I’d rather self isolate. Sun, deep tissue massages and a cocktail trolley need I say more?
Munraj: Sleep through it all.
Jay: Lots of aloe vera juice and tennis balls. Anything green. Lettuce. Broccoli. You name it.
Alex: Stream back-to-back porn (only in Green Def).
Marley: Books and cake.
Scarlet: Learn Cinema 4D to keep my mind distracted.
Issy: Catch up on Facebook stalking.
Ellie: Will Dominos still be open?
Dj: Numb myself with video games and rum.
Carly: I’ve got a whole season of the Bachelor to catch up on.
Elle: Cleaning up Alex’s tissues.
Pierre: I am going to meditate night and day until I become my greater self.
Ivan: Finish my 20th rewatch of the original Charmed (remastered in glorious HD – fuck Green Def!)
Aaron: I would go round to all my enemies houses and wipe my hand on their car handles. Fuck them, they know what they did.
Dean: I call Korinka. She knows what to do.
Sam: I’ve been doing it for a week and I honestly don’t know what else there is it do.
David: I’m going to wrap myself in my blanket like a sushi and take a look at all of those Netflix notifications waiting for me.
Elisa: facetime/hangout with my boyfriend and family.
Eva: painting our entire class and working out for that killer body.