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By Karolina Kezdi
SCA NEEDS YOU. I NEED YOU.
Hi, I’m Karolina, ten months and a few days until I’m 29. I’m studying at SCA.
This is a superfantastic school, but I’m lonely and like every single girl getting closer to 30, I’m desperate to find the ONE. My ideal partner is 6’2” and ultra rich. Or great with Photoshop and wants to work his/her ass off in the next month to get into Cream, go to placements and get hired with me after SCA Portfolio Day where – pinky promise – every agency that matters will be present.
What I can offer is: attend SCA – the world’s most award-winning ad school – with me free for the next 3 weeks, enjoying the mentors’ help to get the best portfolio possible, useful masterclasses (recently from John Hegarty, Dave Dye and Peter Souter), and a place at Portfolio Day on 17th July. And after that SCA will have some great placements arranged for us.
I also offer: Karolina Kezdi, with all her good and bad habits. For example, I can’t wink but when I try I can look like I’m having a stroke (could be really useful when we don’t want to pay at Nando’s). I know someone who works for Nasa and a professional clown. Last week I knocked on a Nobel prize winner’s door to help with a project, but his wife didn’t let me in so I went to a talk he was giving at Oxford University (he still said no, but he did it kindly). I find my way into every event (sold out and invite only are my speciality). I know a cheap clothes market where a Turkish stallholder guy is in love with me, so discounts are guaranteed. And I’m a part of a Facebook group where I get free tickets for private preview screenings, but usually I don’t have anyone to go with, despite my 1620 Tinder matches.
Let’s have a Sunday roast on a weekday and get married in Vegas after. Till then, stalk my Instagram where I’m way prettier than in real life.