Suck My Propositions
You love em. I love em. We all love em. You can do em for anything or anyone. So I did em for the entire cohort. You can all shoot me later for not being on brand. Try not to take offence, I did them out of love. If you do take offence, I refer you to the title. Enjoy.
Love you all 🙂
Caesar – The ringmaster of your mind.
Ian – Crafty hands.
Rob MacDaddy – A game of show and don’t tell
Pete – Twisted thoughts
Caroline – Sugar-coating is bad for your health
Gary – Fluent in pictures
Alex Taylor – Pressure forms diamonds
Richard Russell – Creme de la copy
Uri – Urika
Pip – Room. Must go in. Room boring. Must leave. Oh look, a cup.
Aimee – Anything you design, I design better
Alec – Hit the wall, then climb it
Rob West – Woof.
Jodie – Baby-faced assassin
Liv – Queen Bee
Molly – Too art to handle
Hope – She’s a kiwi, do you copy?
Charlie H – The man aboot town
Anna – Lil thumbs, big voice
Charlie L – Serial chiller
Jamaal – As long as it’s cool
Gwen – The Dutch master of Adobe
Issie – Peach perfect
Annie – White rabbit
Xavier – 10 years old with 20 years experience
Euan – Where’s Liv?
Lara – Dark Princess of Quirkiness
Juliette – Whoit.
Nesu – In a jovial mood
Emma – Ca va bien
Oscar – Ella
Anu – Goes the long distance
Dave – The world is his canvas. Vape is his paintbrush.
Ella – Oscar
Paola – El Tigre
Pascaline – One career just isn’t enough
Jess – Leather the storm
Andrew – Sleeping Beauty
Nicole – It’s 5am somewhere
Travis – So…how can we gamify it?
Rohmarra – Sunset’s sunshine
PJ – The second mouse gets the cheese
Ali – The real Turkish delight
Tara – Cool cat
Bryony – Hide your pets
Nabeel – Rice 4 days
Kavit – International man of mystery
Oyinda – Work is too easy. Back to school.
Fred – ?
If you feel any are wrong, well…that’s nice.
That said, I’ve left my SMP open for whoever wants to write me one. Go crazy. The best one will be my Twitter / Instagram bio. Make it dark, funny, brutal, deep, offensive, cute – whatever. I’m all yours.