
How to make enemies with words – By @helenapelsmae
By Helena Pelsmaekers
How to make enemies with words
I don’t like people
I don’t like The Walking Dead
There are no boundaries in humor
I don’t shave my legs in the winter
Phoning on a bus should be prohibited
I like geese
Jon Snow should’ve died
Intolerant is not the same as allergic
You can eat Nutella without bread
Jennifer Lawrence isn’t that great
Being old does not excuse being an asshole
The British version of ‘The Office’ is the only true one
‘I’m not racist but’ is racist
Your boyfriend still masturbates
Alcohol is overrated
Mayonnaise should be the standard sauce
It’s uu es bee, not usb
I prefer winter over summer
Peanut butter is disgusting
Olives are life
Euthanasia should be legal
Girls poo
People complain too much
Patriotism is dumb
Zero tolerance for alcohol and driving
Birthday weeks are lame
Either walk fast or stay home
Most American movies end the same
Marijuana should be legalized
A lot of babies are ugly
Jeans are uncomfortable
Having an urn at home is weird
Buying a salad in a restaurant is a waste of money
There is nothing wrong with public breastfeeding
The voting age should be limited to 60
I don’t want milk in my tea
Live Love Laugh signs are a joke
Guys should take anti-conception
Slow drivers are more dangerous than fast ones
Paying for a photographer doesn’t make you a model
Women don’t need to have kids
I don’t iron my clothes
Snapchat is dead