Batteries. F**k Batteries. By @YOxSHOSHO

By Sokaina Aliouate

Batteries. Fuck batteries. Who idea batteries.

I'd rather die than work on batteries. No. that's not true.

No.

I don't want to die

I was just joking.

It was just a joke

Whatever higher power in charge, know that I was just joking.

I really don't wanna die.

I still haven't lived my life.

I haven't even met Jennifer Aniston once or finished On the road by Jack Kerouac.

Or seen Mariah Carey in concert.

I haven't even walked down the street with a spring in my step.

Start a TLC cover band.

Or watched this season of It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

Mom I love you.

Dad I love you too.

I still wanna try eating Momo (Tibetan dumpling)

I haven't accomplished a lot of what i want to accomplish,

I mean most of what I want to accomplish.

Finally achieving to put lenses in cosmetic contact lenses.

Wear cosmetic contact lenses.

Take a street dance class.

Re-watch all seasons of Friends, one more time.

Pretend I live in the early 2000s.

Telling that mean person what a horrible human being they are to their face.

Somehow give back everything my parents have done for me.

Bring back Buffalo shoes.

I feel like i have to run around an open field in a summer dress once in my life.

Perform a contemporary dance of Twisted by Keith sweat.

I really want to visit Hong Kong

Make a concise summary out of that Plato book I just finished.

I'd love to go to that dinner experience thingy where you have to try to escape.

Press that button that says don't press.

Be blond.

Record a full record purely consisting of me singing in what I believe to be falsetto.

Live a meaningful and purposeful life, embedded with love, balance and justice.

Watch all the Star Wars movies so I can watch the new one.

I'd love to have an infinite amount of money and execute a long and intricate revenge plot where money is no problem for me.

Or done that thing