Grave Advertising, by @moshSCA2

By MOSH - The Intake of 2014/15

The Gods of advertising are making you put an endline on your gravestone, what’s it gonna be?’

Frazer: I’m behind you.

Nathan: The End.

Dounia: Brand New, Black Granite Memorial Headstone. 80 Letters (Any colors you like). Shipping anywhere in England and Wales. £877 incl. VAT

Nick: 100%

Mojo: Y.O.L.O

Sam: Better late than never

Zoe: See you later

Ben: We will have digital gravestones by then, so probably a pop up saying you’ve won an ipad

Marco: I'm waiting for you

James: The best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.

Edwina: See you around

Charlie: I am only sleeping

J.T.: JT stands for John Trainor

Ashley: Go and do something with your life instead of looking at a piece of stone.

Soren: Remove every words to make space for an ad that sells stones.

Michael: Nothing is set in stone, aside from this sentence and death.

Rob: Of course, you can live without Rob Sanderson. The question is, How well?

Ed: No flowers please.

Tom EB: Go on. Lick it.

Jacqui: Possibly still at large

Fiona: She sell then she died.

Tom M: To dance on my grave please follow the instructions engraved below

Pugh: End of an era. Start of another.

Georgia: My name is Georgia not Georgina.

Joel: About time too

Lucy: Never trust a fart.

Marcella: ...finally

Eytan: Best before *date of death*

Alex M: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

Jezza: Stop pissing on me, I’m not Jim Morrison.

Nina: Please leave cheese instead of flowers.

Lawrence: I don’t plan on dying. I plan on outlasting every one one of you.

Stephen: No money or valuables are left on these premises overnight.