Note to self, by @mattJDkennedy

By Matt Kennedy - From the 2015/16 Intake

Note to self

I’ve been reflecting. On the joys of winning a scholarship to SCA. I was thinking of writing a big thank you, a how much it means, a big old back slap and cheeky ego tickle. But truth be told, what a load of bollocks*. It could all be worthless; the real work is yet to come. Scholarship or no scholarship, we are all in the same boat. Today though, I do feel like a champion. This is because I have discovered I can make a cappuccino simply by furiously shaking the milk carton for a minute and then pouring.Anyway I digress. Reflecting. To do this I thought I would share the notes from my phone over the last few months. Unedited. Could be dangerous.See you all in September.xMushroomsSwimmingHalf a beerSurveyingNo chocolate for an answerBus driver wide back endGet armpits waxedBuy the economistHoverWho am I? Me meets me?Pinot noirRoaxnneVoiceoverSoap companiesSound trackWebsiteSex pot(plant)Speed upMaybe this isn’t the end, but just the beginning.It’s not 35 miles to ParisHave you got a signing in book?Stories all around us.Fiona Dyson 9thGolf channel.The stationary tourChris Isaac – Wicked GameBreast cancer skin, lung cancer shit, a brain tumour shit, skin cancer oh well could be worse.9kg olive oil, 5.6kg coconut oil, 4kg palm oil, grapefruit seed extract, 400ml fragranceI am Tyler DurdenShit you can’t flushSoichi teradaA story no one else could tellCAKEThe vanity windowStopped two dwarfs, rob a manFollow your passions.Got loads of basil in it.Don’t invest emotion in my umbrellaCat and cereal barSave the granny with a crime biscuitFish waterGoing anyway nice? NoPut washing up in shower*That said I am very thankful.