Our very worst ideas - By @coupSCA

By COUP - The Intake of 2015/16

Having just entered our attempts at world-changing-mind-blowingly-amazing- award-winning Cannes Future Lions ideas, Coup reflects on the opposite.

A round up of some of our very worst ideas.

Adriano : Rainbow hairy shoulder that creates skittles

Katy : I wanted to invent Birdman for Birds Custard. A magical man that ran around throwing custard at things to improve them. (best example: a bald man given a custard toupee)

Orla : gear stick dildo for the zoe car. Still the worst thing I have ever presented.

Chloe : For Oddbins wine shop. A bottle of water with the label reading "what would Jesus do?"

Matthew B : Pillows that talk to lonely old people while they sleep

Ben : worst/best: Kit the KitKat Cat Catsley

Seb : American Express: Because your wife needs a hobby.

Becci : Panadol - for when you need to fake a headache

Dennis : Golden Gym: Don't feel like an elephant!

Nick K : Bugaboo (baby pushchair): become a yummy mummy

Drew : The menstrual maggot: lets sort out this bloody mess

Laura : peaceful poo - poo shaped candles.

Angus : don't shit yourself - immodium

Federica : You're annoying when you're Ill, with ranj, it was that medicine brief in term one

Blaž : Smart urn that talks to you.

Alicia: Trying to sell olives without a line, by drawing an african man jumping off a bridge doing a 'ritual'.

Nick L : Partnering with Seb

Zac : One of my last Instagram accounts

Ethan : Focusing too much on awards

Georgia : Ryan Air separate flights for babies, obese and lads.

Bea : A slutty carrot for Blue dragon

Roman : Selling Kit Kat in a cigarette packaging."Have a break, have a quick fag"

Matt K : Consuming booze in the presence of you guys. And this bad idea then lead to a number of other bad ideas, such as inviting a random nigerian security guard to my wedding.

Laurens: Loos of London

Rhiannon : TrapHoney.

Nihal : Dressing Kennedy up as a slutty frenchman/CEO of Renault to sell electric cars

Sokaina :Funeral/dating service. think the line is thin between worst and best idea tho, so still holding on to it.

Yours comically,

Coup