By Steve Favell

Phone Notes

A Good Story Deserves Embellishment: Phone NotesIt may take two to tango but you need at least three to limboWs are liars, they’re actually double VsBest frown in townBackpacks: the worst thing to happen to suits since rolled up sleevesEyes on the skiesRoasts should be moved to Saturdays. Sunday’s are for takeaways and eating shit. Just like Jesus would want it.Commuter scooters act as target practiceConversation magpieYou smoke so coolHypnotic.Today I’ll be mainly dressing like a bruiseCrooked fingersWhy’s it always the fatties with a chip on their shoulder? Or their hand? Or lap? Or face?Reckon I could have been a child genius but I was too busy being sick at pogsAnticipate.Let’s do something beautifulMy eyes are tired, everything else is fineEllen DegeneratesGrab the horn by the bullsYou sound like you think you’re God’s nephewBlood and inkWe could have fun in a rowing boat to hellYou have to cross the line to know where it is‘When you make everything perfect there’s no friction. The universe was created by friction and sex is about friction. There should always be friction.’‘“Don’t walk on the grass” Why not? It’s fucking gorgeous. You don’t walk on the grass. I walk on the grass.’‘If you’re gunna be different, you’re gunna get hit by rocks. So you need to learn to like rocks. And everyone else better practice their aim.’