What will my memoir / biopic be called?

We've been thinking a lot about a persona brand recently, and reflecting on what 'brand' means. So we've summed ourselves up in a pithy title. This is how we hope to be remembered. Forevermore.

Sasha: Teenage Drama Queen Marc: Opportunity is Nowhere: Why My Porn Career Went LimpVikki: Words and Wanderlust: Sky’s the LimitArthur: Les Années de PassionAnn: Ann-archy in the U.K. Jacob: This Might Sound Like A Stupid Question But XBeth: Hey, Did I Tell You I’m In a Band?Max WC: When the Chips Are DownSophie: Reaching New Heights: A Tall StoryKrista: Trolling in the DeepIan: Living Life Off the Grid Bumni: Touring as a Rock Guitarist: The Career I Never Knew Needed MeCaroline: The Devil’s In The DetailDusty: Memoirs of a Cheeky ScampMona: One Small Step for @monaonthemoonAlex T: Show Me The ShowreelRollo: The Nine Mysticals...Coming SoonRob M: Bollyoaks: My Life After HollyoaksRobyn: It’s a no from meHenry Foenannder: The Copywriter Who Couldn’t Spell His NameOrla: Was It Fecking Worth It?James: Black is the new Black: Tales of a Dark HorseAnam: Around the World in 80 SparklesAugustine: How Many Pots Do You Have To Make Before You Can Call Yourself A Potter?: A Socratic Dialogue in Three TomesDee: Write-On: The Life And Love of a Left-Leaning Lyricist John: Lend Me Your Earrings: My Cross To BearMiranda: Coughing Up Furballs and Taming My Mane: Horrible Hair-storiesDaze:Kitchen Duty: That Sinking FeelingAndy: Don’t Fuck it UpLee: HitmonLee: from Pokéboy to PokémanFenton: The Life of a Real TreeHonor: The Inside Scoop: XOXO GOSSIP HONORVenetia: Spreading My Wings: Secrets of a Social Butterfly Gnome: Salad Days of a Miniature Garden FigurePjotr: CheckmatePete: Sit Down: Why Comedy Isn't For MeFlav: How I Fled The US: An Immigrant’s JourneyAdeline: I Didn’t Write A Book Because My Tattoos Tell My StoryTomoko: The Invisible Woman ReturnsRobin: Can I Get Back To You In Five Minutes? Time-Saving Tips From RobinAshley: The Single LifeJesse: Mr Sand(wich)man: A Life In LunchesSam: Your Use of Negative Space Puts Me In A Negative PlaceKenny: Goes Well With SaltTomo: Squeaky TAlex: Speak Up: The Art of Avoiding Small TalkKyle: The Prophet Has Spoken Ludo: If Bears Could Speak Mark: The Cambridge Comma; A Dyslexic Mans’ Grammar JourneyMalou: Strawberry SaladChristine: The Limited Edition Scandi Who Successfully Ate Soup With A ForkMax: Chinese or Jewish? The Perennial QuestionMary: The Story of a Disabled DiabeticLauren: Looks Like A Vegan. Isn’t.